January 2012
26 posts
things not to call a penis
tumblrofthrones:
watermeloncholy:
bobbeyahkne:
member
mast
sword
spear
column
manroot
point
staff
you forgot manhood
Someday, I’m going to write a fic where the only point is to include progressively more absurd euphemisms for genitals.
“He lovingly inserted his oversized vegan sausage into her Hot Pocket…”
brittwidgeon:
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